Trader Magazine LongoLongo 20th issue: 13 Ways to easily identify a hired DRIVER is driving and not the owner…

1. They accelerate at a phenomenal rate.
2. They travel faster in all gears, especially reverse.
3. They enjoy a much shorter braking distance.
4. They can take bumps at twice the speed as private cars.
5. Oil, battery, tire pressures and fluid levels are not checked nearly so much.
6. They have a much tighter turning radius.
7. They only burn the cheapest petrol available.
8. They can be driven up to 75 kms with the oil warning light on.
9. They are cleaner, especially inside.
10. The suspension is reinforced to allow concrete slabs and other heavy building materials to be carried.
11. They are adapted to allow reverse to be engaged while the car is still in forward motion.
12. The tire side walls are designed for bumping into and over curbs.
13. Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by the adjustment of the radio volume control.